CELL PHONES are the Devil.

So now I'm Returning the iPhone. AGAIN. $175+ a month for a family plan is bullshit. Plus having an iPhone and NOT BEING ABLE TO USE IT because the AT&T Network is crippled because so many people have it is crap.

At least I can maybe get the iPad this Saturday....maybe. I have my reserve but who knows what tricks Apple has up their sleeves.

Also.....I'm a cellular whore. I'm sorry but I am. You shiny plastic and metal ladies and your curvy buttons. Didn't see me coming did you? Sliding my SIM card in and out of you and into the next. I feel filthy.

I have 14 notches in my belt and these are their names:

Apple iPhone 2g (unlocked on T-Mobile)

Blackberry Curve 8320

Blackberry Curve 8900

HTC G1 Black

HTC G1 White

Samsung Memoir

Motorola Cliq

Sidekick 2

HTC Touch Pro (Sprint)

Blackberry Curve 8330

Apple iPhone 3gs White (AT&T)  <----I sexed up 2x now. My favorite b!tch. 

Samsung T349

HTC HD2